Ninjalistics company documents

For the benefit of Ninjalistics assassins, spies, provocateurs, and disruptive agents both current and prospective, we present this collection of FREE forms, certificates, company stationery, and our Human Resources department's most current edition of the New Ninja Orientation Handbook. New documents are added (or existing ones highlighted) each Friday.

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Deep Trigger Specification form
Friday, 12 June 2009 00:00

Deep Trigger SpecificationIt's Free Form Friday, so we present a new Ninjagraphic "Deep Trigger Specification form" (.PDF link). After you've subjected an unwitting employee to subconscious “Manchurian Candidate” conditioning, new labor laws require you to inform the hapless victim of the visual cue, or “trigger,” that activates his or her implanted post-hypnotic response. This colorful (well, mostly red) mini-poster indicates your chosen visual stimulus (cat, hairdresser, wombat, Steve Jobs, etc.) and the likely severity of consequences when the hypnotized employee responds.

shuriken bullet Deep Trigger Specification form

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