Ninjalistics company documents

For the benefit of Ninjalistics assassins, spies, provocateurs, and disruptive agents both current and prospective, we present this collection of FREE forms, certificates, company stationery, and our Human Resources department's most current edition of the New Ninja Orientation Handbook. New documents are added (or existing ones highlighted) each Friday.

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Manager Fu mini-poster
Friday, 03 April 2009 00:00

Manager Fu mini-posterIt's Free Form Friday -- well, it's only a little past Free Form Friday -- so we present a new Ninjagraphics "Manager Fu mini-poster" (.PDF link). A middle manager beset by stressful reports can find peace by silently mouthing this prayer in a private office while facing in the direction of senior executive offices:

Incoming force of whining grievances (O Schedule!) and shrill back-bit complaint (O Team!) / I shunt with mantis grace and footwork cat-precise to underlings of impotent resource and overlords in offices remote / And through my skill in Crane and Snake and Project Management / I foil the blow. / I slice the middle from each process and, in my swivel chair, roll it away to darkness. / In time, at quarterly review, I roll it softly forward to the light and display it for my boss. / Together we savor it, and in that flush of strength my resume grows long, my bonus great.

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