Ninjalistics company documents
For the benefit of Ninjalistics assassins, spies, provocateurs, and disruptive agents both current and prospective, we present this collection of FREE forms, certificates, company stationery, and our Human Resources department's most current edition of the New Ninja Orientation Handbook. New documents are added (or existing ones highlighted) each Friday.
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Free downloads Award certificates Absence makes the work go faster
| Absence makes the work go faster |
| Friday, 06 February 2009 00:00 |
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On this Free Form Friday, we present another of our mini-posters, "Absence makes the work go faster" (.PDF link). This highflown text piece, designed to be affixed to the door of a recently vacated office, commemorates a sense of new and precious freedom. You can be sure plenty of Ninjalistics frontline operatives are printing out this one while their execs are in retreat from NinjCo. The text: "Where is the maker of makework, the adder of meetings? Who shall now build walls, fling chaff, sow weeds, force detours? That gate-guard gargoyle who sulked to open the way—where is it now? Does no one sit on all approvals, sit for days with ever-spreading butt? Gone like smallpox. The hallways clear and calm! The game plan, unreworked! The e-mail threads untrolled! Before us lie clear views, untrammeled roads, air rain-fresh and free of rancor. We breathe deep; we test our bonds. In this noiseless and heart-loosened space, until the management descends again, now let us bring our thoughts to single-pointedness, and set to work."
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Absence makes the work go faster (mini-poster)
