Grasshopper, when you can pluck the Solidalliance Ninja 2G shuriken-shaped 2GB flash drive from my USB port, then will you truly be a corporate ninja. Anyway, you'll truly be someone willing to spend US$100+ on a 2GB flash drive. The Ninjalistics IT department has already approved these shuriken thumb drives for office use, but that may be because they're looking forward to throwing them at each other.

This past week (May 25-29, 2009), Ninjalistics, your top-quality provider of corporate assassination and espionage services, presented content both solemn and healthful:

• Monday: In observance of the US Memorial Day holiday this past Monday, our Ninja News story honors Unsung heroes who start our wars -- the anonymous covert operatives hired by worthy companies and financial institutions to provoke profitable altercations. Our historical timeline covers highlights from the Whiskey Rebellion through the Copperhead Riots to the Bonus Army; the many recent instances are still covered by nondisclosure agreements.
• Wednesday: In our weekly webcomic, the Etiquette Ninjas calmed a worried correspondent concerned about swine flu. Why worry, when your chance of dying from the flu is a mere fraction of your chance of being killed by ninjas?
• Free Form Friday: Our latest free Ninjagraphic mini-poster is the Ninja Hygiene Poster. A follow-on to our popular Ninja Safety Poster, this colorful (well, mostly red) legal-size infographic offers helpful counsel to the corporate ninja concerned about the hazards of splashing bodily fluids.
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